SNAPE, YOU GUYS. IT'S SNAPE!

He CAME!
I was going for a refill of coffee, when I hear a rustle at the front door. "It can't be," I think to myself, "there was no doorbell, so, it couldn't have been the delivery guy."
But, being that I'm a little OCD and control-freakish about people being on my front porch, I had to check, and it was HIM.

So, obviously, I call Ashley first and put her on speaker phone while I open his box. Comments about terrorists ensue, as, I could not get the box to open. Much struggle later, and there he was:

Obviously, he looks quite a bit groggy and in need of a stretch all confined to plastic like that. However, when I took him out of the box, he kind of spazzed on me.

Obviously, this is fairly rude, as, I am giving him the best possible home. I explained this to him, and that the desk area was all his own, and that I would appreciate not being threatened with magic by such a powerful wizard thank-you-very-much.
Snape-kins has now resigned to a quiet wander as he takes stock of his new territory.


Isn't he seriously gorgeous? I know it's hard to tell with these pictures because they're from my phone and the lighting isn't that great in here after noon, but he's beautiful. You may just have to take my word for it until I can upload some better pictures.

Also, you guys, he has a smell. It's like plastic or rubber or I don't know what, but only kind of. It's more, sort of, unique to him and I really love it. O_O